Total Medals Earned: 216 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,980 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (75/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Press A to view your inventory
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/375 points)
Give 'em a pinch!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
X marks the spot!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Crush 10 kayaks
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Play the game once
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Play for over 25 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.